It’s an understatement to say the Yanks are reeling. Even after Torre’s recent team meeting, they’re still imploding. It’s inexcusable to lose when someone steals home especially on a vet like Pettite. Just Pathetic. Or maybe it’s that dominant Blue Jays starting staff? Nah…
For all of you Yankee season ticket holders, paper bags are now on sale. Scissors to cut out eye holes not included. Check out www.BrownBagsForOverpricedHacks.com. Plenty of room to write in a funny saying or even that 14 ½ game deficit! Get a 10% discount if you mention the Unknown Comic sent you…
Why? They’ve waived the white flag. The $28 million dollar man won’t make an appearance at
Fenway this weekend. Sissies… They are afraid to throw Clemens against the Sox this weekend. How do you spend all this money, have him rush his return, and than not pitch him against your biggest rivals? What the heck are you paying him for? Who ever thought the fear of embarrassment would drive their decision making. Wow. The $28M spark is just a fart in the wind…
With all the on field issues, “Stray-Rod” couldn’t have picked a worse time to get caught. Hey dummy, they have newspapers and EYES in Canada too. It’s not like he was posing for a picture. He was spotted at dinner, a strip club, and his hotel with a “curvy blond”. Doh! He must be trying to draw attention away from his teammates…
How much longer will the downward spiral continue before Georgie boy starts axing people? Clearly Torre has lost control and influence over his team. Cashman’s most recent acquisitions are struggling mightily (Damon, Abreu, Igawa ($26M ouch), and lets not forget Pavano). The lack of depth (especially in the pen) is another major flaw which is inexcusable with their size of payroll.
For the rest of the season, Ronan Tynan will be performing “The Way We Were” during the 7th… Has anyone seen Barbara?
Correction from the last post…
Tampa Bay’s payroll (you know, the team you are tied with in last place) is EIGHT times smaller than NY’s. It’s cost TB only $1.2M per win and the Yanks $10.1M. How’s that ROI Georgie?
For all of you Yankee season ticket holders, paper bags are now on sale. Scissors to cut out eye holes not included. Check out www.BrownBagsForOverpricedHacks.com. Plenty of room to write in a funny saying or even that 14 ½ game deficit! Get a 10% discount if you mention the Unknown Comic sent you…
Why? They’ve waived the white flag. The $28 million dollar man won’t make an appearance at
Fenway this weekend. Sissies… They are afraid to throw Clemens against the Sox this weekend. How do you spend all this money, have him rush his return, and than not pitch him against your biggest rivals? What the heck are you paying him for? Who ever thought the fear of embarrassment would drive their decision making. Wow. The $28M spark is just a fart in the wind…With all the on field issues, “Stray-Rod” couldn’t have picked a worse time to get caught. Hey dummy, they have newspapers and EYES in Canada too. It’s not like he was posing for a picture. He was spotted at dinner, a strip club, and his hotel with a “curvy blond”. Doh! He must be trying to draw attention away from his teammates…
How much longer will the downward spiral continue before Georgie boy starts axing people? Clearly Torre has lost control and influence over his team. Cashman’s most recent acquisitions are struggling mightily (Damon, Abreu, Igawa ($26M ouch), and lets not forget Pavano). The lack of depth (especially in the pen) is another major flaw which is inexcusable with their size of payroll.
For the rest of the season, Ronan Tynan will be performing “The Way We Were” during the 7th… Has anyone seen Barbara?
Correction from the last post…
Tampa Bay’s payroll (you know, the team you are tied with in last place) is EIGHT times smaller than NY’s. It’s cost TB only $1.2M per win and the Yanks $10.1M. How’s that ROI Georgie?
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Here's a new low....Roger's wife felt the need to comment on his "family plan" arrangement in NY! Glad she cleared this up for everyone in NY....must make you feel good....
"It would be better for him to get his rest than to be flying on a plane and getting in at 5 in the morning," Debbie said. "You are not going to get the best performance out of him that way. It doesn't make any sense. So it's not really about giving him something special or anything like that. People don't really know.
"It's being smart. It's being able to make the adjustments needed to be able to pitch," she said. "It benefits everybody, not just Roger. The Astros didn't mind at all. It was to benefit all; it was not just to benefit Roger Clemens, it's to benefit everybody."
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