Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Letterman gets in on the act...


The always funny top 10, from Mon Oct 11th...

Top Ten New York Yankees Excuses (for choking in round 1)

10. Wanted Columbus Day off to get to all the sales
9. Thought series was best 6 out of 11
8. We've already missed the first three episodes of "Grey's Anatomy" -- enough is enough
7. Thought Joe Torre told us to give 10 percent
6. Players distracted by erotic text messages from Mark Foley
5. Shouldn't have switched to the cheaper generic steroids
4. Clubhouse caterer replaced E. coli-tainted spinach with E. coli-tainted lettuce
3. Uh, global warming?
2. More focused on how they're going to get by on a lousy $16 million a year
1. What's the point? North Korea's gonna nuke us at any moment

Thanks Dave...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gee...how come FOX doesn't show any Redsoxs in its ad for the World Series?

Anonymous said...

Its amazing how many "Boston fans" out there are who are completely obsessed with the Yankees. I dont see any sites called BOSTON CHOKE or BOSTON SUCKS.COM where Yankee fans rip apart the Red Sox. I guess we can tell which fan base has more class.